10 Tweets About Kids Being Dumb, Yet Hilarious

editor May 13, 2019 No Comments

10.

yesterday morning after his soccer game, my 6 year old asked me how come the other team gets to change the color of their jerseys every week, while we always had to wear purple. when i explained that, in fact, we were playing against different teams each week, his mind was blown.

— D A (@DanielGAlarcon) May 5, 2019

9.

When my youngest brother was little he was being bullied and went to my parents for help. They told him “Sticks and stones may break my bones” they then asked him to finish the phrase and he said “but chains and whips excite me” he seriously thought that was he second part.

— Bran Stark (@maxpalumbo5) January 3, 2018

8.

Lifeguard at the lake: "EVERYONE PLEASE EXIT THE WATER, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A 5 YEAR OLD BOY IN BLUE SHORTS NAMED TITUS"

Little boy standing next to me in blue shorts: "hey, my names Titus too"

— Jacob Bayless (@Jake_5_Bayless) June 9, 2018

7.

my niece asked me one day why i always wear the same tattoos like LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 💀

— 🔮 (@raullgto) September 29, 2018

6.

I hate this house. One of the kids ate my wing and tried to replace that shit 😒😒 pic.twitter.com/djNGwjdKwl

— DOMAIN DIEGO (@DennistheBased) March 23, 2019

5.

Lions can hunt and kill their own food by the time they're 3 months old.

My 3-year-old couldn't find her lunch box, and it was in her other hand.

I can't believe we're at the top of the food chain.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 9, 2018

4.

My son keeps grabbing fists of air and screaming ‘mine’. My daughter is crying saying Tj is stealing my air….they are in my bedroom, on a Saturday morning….😪😪😪

— Nobuntu Ndlovu (@Knowbuntu) July 7, 2018

3.

I just remembered that when i got my first dog i was 7 and he was 1 (7 in dog years) and i cried when he turned 2 because i didnt think a 14 year old dog would wanna hangout with me.

— Fey (@Trev97) April 10, 2019

2.

*Opens bottle of bleach*
Nephew : How did you open it? I tried but it didn't open.
Me : Oh it's coz it has a child safety lock. Children can't open it.
*nephew looks at bottle in amazement*
Nephew : How did it know I was a child?

🤣🤣🤣

— Julz (@azedi) November 27, 2018

1.

My son sent a letter to Santa. I hope it gets there. It doesn't have any postage on it and he put it in the bathroom heater vent.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) November 27, 2018